Dear ASOMESI comma comma
For the first time in so many years, you sent me a letter via EMS instead of my box; well I know we’re getting to close to St. Vals distin..
Errrmmm, last night, I went through your 1 and half page letter and its all about what you expect from me for before or on Sunday.
Let me not mince words, I’m allergic to flowers, so that one is cancelled, red wine de3 daabi, anka I will go for Pito, Chocolate is good but why ask for a UK made; when you and I know Queen Elizabeth doesn’t own a Cocoa farm?
You aren’t being patriotic koraaa…
ASOMESI, few months ago, I told you not to get me boxers and singlets; I’ve grown pass there wai!
And instead of St. Valentine’s Day, you kept on repeating ‘Valantyen’ day; not only did you get the spelling wrong, you didn’t also add the St.
In actual sense, everyday is ‘Valantyen’ day so let’s take it easy on ourselves.
I will make things happen during Eid-Fitr; my good brother Musah Abattoir will get us meat.
This your Valantyen de3, let’s wear yellow not red.
Your ‘Valantyne’ Boy
#Reformer
